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lilmelon87

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lilmelon87

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Bakersfield, CA

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get any sleep last night. My bed was full of peanut butter. I don't want to talk about it.

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5/18/07

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Exp. Points: 30 / 50
Exp. Rank #: 591,850
Voting Pow.: 2.27 votes

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Flash Reviews: 41
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41 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses

Score: 9
recording

"I don't care what others say, that was pretty cool"

submission: recording
date: January 21, 2008

And using that picture from that one book of scary strories was a nice touch.

January 21, 2008

Author's Response:

fuck you

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Score: 10
Sonny

"Very, very good"

submission: Sonny
date: January 3, 2008

See that? I said "very" twice. Not often that happens.
You got this great fighting system accompanied by full voice acting that's actually good.
Three things you could change, though. One, I would like to have a little more control over what my allies do. Simply choosing tactics isn't enough. Second, there should be more variety in the enemies. It seems like I'm just fighting humans in different armor. Throwing in a rhino would have mixed things up. Yeah, there's stone golems, but that just won't cut it, especially since they also look human. Third, you should change the experience bar to points rather that percentage. I just feel it's a better way of counting, Once, I reached 100 percent, and I didn't level up. I assume it's just rounding up, but it just upset me when I think"Alright, a level up! What? No? Dang it!"
Other than that, it was a great game. I'm just surprised on how well it's made, and it's just a Flash game.

January 3, 2008

Author's Response:

I agree with all your points, except about the % for Exp.

We do this, so that the system can work out an exponential function to level you up. This function isn't finalized properly yet. %'s round up only for display purposes.

It STORES it as the full number, so 2.302034985784639293% would display as 2%, but it will still count the full number.

Good comment about the monster variety, we'll fix that next time.

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Score: 10
Incredible Singing Robot

"Awesome song with awesome video makes Melon happy"

date: December 25, 2007

I can't really say much more, except to ramble on and on. It was a great song accompanied by a great video. Also, that star over Robo at the end was a nice touch. Totally fit the mood.
One last thing: I DID choose Robo over Frog because he was also able to do healing!

December 26, 2007

Author's Response:

Thank you very much. I'm not entirely sure I agree with you about the end (I really want something else there, but I don't know what), since it seems somewhat anticlimactic compared to the rest of the movie...

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Score: 10
Miss Dynamite XX

"Really cool"

submission: Miss Dynamite XX
date: December 21, 2007

The animation was awesome during the fight scene. It's too bad you won't be doing it again.
By the way, where is that easter egg you mentioned. I tried looking for it the first time through, and I'm too lazy to look again.

February 7, 2008

Author's Response:

Maybe I'll do it again someday. I'll probably forget how much work that was.

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Score: 8
Honey Smack HD

"Pretty funny, and a little thought-provoking"

submission: Honey Smack HD
date: September 11, 2007

I'm not saying I agree with what you said, but you made some good points about it. I won't even go on a rant about what was wrong about it, because I don't want to seem like that yingyangman below me. I will say this, though. People like him are ALSO the problem with the world.

September 11, 2007

Author's Response:

Well put, well put. Thanks.

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Score: 4
Hungry are the Dead

"Fun, buts gets tiresome"

date: September 5, 2007

Also, you HAVEN'T fixed that "no zombie" bug, because, well, no zombies were coming out at one point. I didn't even get to see my final score, which made all this work (that's right, I said work) totally worthless, leaving me with a sore wrist and a half-hour that's not gonna be made up. A bit of advice: fix that bug for real this time. Not saying that you didn't try, just saying that you failed.

September 5, 2007

Author's Response:

Ok smartass, I didn't want to be an jerk, but you've earned it. First of all : sore wrist? Bullshit. Who get's a sore wrist from a flash game? Sounds to me like you need to either learn some self control, or put the dick down.

Seconed, don't see any submissions in your record. So your one to talk about failure. You havn't even tried.

Third, if you found a bug, you can report it a little nicer. Bernd and I live real lives we have to juggle along with this. We already got paid for the game-- so we don't even need to fix it if we don't feel like it.

I suggest you learn to review with a more respectful tone, or atleast get a girlfriend to solve that wrist problem. Or a hooker. Hell, with the ca$h I made from this game, I could get a few myself.

Point still being: before offering advice, try earning the right to do so in the first place.

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