Score: 8

"Hard but fun."

submission: infect. evolve. repeat.

date: July 2, 2007

Whoever I've infected must be having a shitty day.

Score: 8

"Surprisingly good!"

submission: Zombie Squirrel Attack

date: June 11, 2007

The controls were easy to learn, and the bad guys had fighting patterns that were easy to learn but fun to use to your advantage. The style got the lowest rating because the fact that they're all squirrels seemed to close to Conker's Bad Fur Day. It's a cool concept, but it's been done. Still really good, yo!

Score: 10

"Simply awesome!"

submission: Mario RPG: Rawest Forest

date: June 11, 2007

That was probably the best song I've ever heard. One suggestion, though: could you give us the option of having subtitles? It would really help at the very beginning and that quick sequence after Exor's part. Anyway, it was great, yo!

Score: 9

"Very nostalgic!"

submission: Clown Killer 2

date: June 5, 2007

The way the game played reminded me much of Final Fight, except bloodier and kookier. The controls were very easy to to get use to. The only problem it had was that it went from simple to crazy difficult between levels. At first, I was ruling, then it was all like "What the hell?!" Still good, yo.

Score: 3

"What the hell?"

submission: Chrono's Trigger

date: May 30, 2007

Did you make this in 5 minutes? It seems like it was made in 5 minutes. If you did, it's understandable. If not, then you are very bad at making movies. Keep on keepin' on, yo.

Score: 9

"Now THAT was adorable!"

submission: Pikachu Music Video

date: May 28, 2007

The only reason anyone would hate this is because they're ignorant and believe all Pokemon flashes on Newgrounds should be about KILLING them. To all those people, you can just suck it! This video was great, yo!

Score: 8

"Here's what needs to be added for the sequel..."

submission: Star Island

date: May 24, 2007

First, make it possible to regain health, maybe after every level. Second, make it possible to gain lives, through power-ups or reaching a certain score. Lastly, make the video a little bigger to give the player a good idea on where s/he's going. Other than that, it was a fun game. I hope there IS a sequel.

Score: 9

"Total slaughterfest"

submission: Endless Zombie Rampage

date: May 21, 2007

This is one of the bloodiest games I've played on this site. This would make Peter Jackson jealous. I was saving up for that really powerful mini gun, but it just got too damn hard! That's not necessarily bad, just a little annoying. I loved it! Not a 10, but pretty close, yo.

Score: 8

"Good but tough as hell!"

submission: Defend the Pichu Blimp

date: May 20, 2007

This game has a huge learning curve, but when you've go it, it's great! It's pretty intense when a lot of birds (I don't remember what Pokemon they were) and you're trying to switch characters to stop them. I have one problem with it, though. Control of the rocket is kind of slippery. You either turn the rocket too much or not enough. All things considered, this is a pretty good game once you get the hang of it.
Oh, and I gotta give you props for using Pokemon. It's a huge breath of fresh air to find something on this website that's not anti-Pokemon. Nice goin', yo.

Score: 10

"Wow... Just... wow"

submission: Mario vs. Sonic S.E.

date: May 18, 2007

That... was a great movie. Better than great, even. When you replace the cheezy 32-bit look, the movie takes a huge turn towards drama. It became less humoriss (is that how it's spelled?) and more passionate (is that how it's spelled?). It was just so awesome. You are awesome. Awesome, yo.