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lilmelon87

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Bakersfield, CA

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't get any sleep last night. My bed was full of peanut butter. I don't want to talk about it.

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5/18/07

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Exp. Points: 30 / 50
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Voting Pow.: 2.27 votes

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Flash Reviews: 41
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Score: 9
Flash Hero

"Really good, but..."

submission: Flash Hero
date: December 6, 2007

There's no songs that I recognize. At least, not the first songs. I got a little bored after the first songs. The gameplay, however, was spot-on.

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Score: 10
5 Differences

"Damn, an ol' strain on the eyes."

submission: 5 Differences
date: October 11, 2007

I mean that in the good way. It has been so long since I've been challenged on a find-it. This game gave me that challenge, and a cool look to boot! Very nice, yo.

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Score: 9
The Virginia Tech Tragedy

"Wow"

date: October 5, 2007

That was actually a nice dedication. The only reason you got a 9 instead of 10 was the end. The big red words on a yellow background just didn't seem to fit the mood of the rest of the movie.

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Score: 1
Virginia Tech Shootout!

"Uh... huh..."

date: October 5, 2007

It's well-made, but it was overall not very good. It's a little offensive, but that's not the only for the bad review. It... it just wasn't entertaining. Also, I wouldn't be one of those guys pointing and laughing at the Africans. There probably is people who would, but not me. That's just sad.

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Score: 8
Honey Smack HD

"Pretty funny, and a little thought-provoking"

submission: Honey Smack HD
date: September 11, 2007

I'm not saying I agree with what you said, but you made some good points about it. I won't even go on a rant about what was wrong about it, because I don't want to seem like that yingyangman below me. I will say this, though. People like him are ALSO the problem with the world.

September 11, 2007

Author's Response:

Well put, well put. Thanks.

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Score: 4
Hungry are the Dead

"Fun, buts gets tiresome"

date: September 5, 2007

Also, you HAVEN'T fixed that "no zombie" bug, because, well, no zombies were coming out at one point. I didn't even get to see my final score, which made all this work (that's right, I said work) totally worthless, leaving me with a sore wrist and a half-hour that's not gonna be made up. A bit of advice: fix that bug for real this time. Not saying that you didn't try, just saying that you failed.

September 5, 2007

Author's Response:

Ok smartass, I didn't want to be an jerk, but you've earned it. First of all : sore wrist? Bullshit. Who get's a sore wrist from a flash game? Sounds to me like you need to either learn some self control, or put the dick down.

Seconed, don't see any submissions in your record. So your one to talk about failure. You havn't even tried.

Third, if you found a bug, you can report it a little nicer. Bernd and I live real lives we have to juggle along with this. We already got paid for the game-- so we don't even need to fix it if we don't feel like it.

I suggest you learn to review with a more respectful tone, or atleast get a girlfriend to solve that wrist problem. Or a hooker. Hell, with the ca$h I made from this game, I could get a few myself.

Point still being: before offering advice, try earning the right to do so in the first place.

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Score: 0
SHOOT ASH!

"Dude, that was lame"

submission: SHOOT ASH!
date: August 29, 2007

You expect this to be cool? At least get clever with how to do it. Shoot him? Way too cliche.

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Score: 9
Chrono Trigger Unglued 01

"Loved it, except for one thing..."

date: August 20, 2007

In Chrono Trigger, their form of currence is G, not gil. Small mistake, but bugs me. Great series, though.

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Score: 9
IT Geeks: Got Wii?

"Everyone's got a Wii?"

submission: IT Geeks: Got Wii?
date: July 23, 2007

Strange. Within my group of friends, I'm the ONLY one with a Wii. Oh well.
It was a pretty funny cartoon. I've never seen any of your other cartoons, so I don't know those characters.
I love your ending, with that scene from that Super Mario World show. I actually REMEMBER that episode from my childhood.

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Score: 9
Detective Grimoire

"Really cool"

submission: Detective Grimoire
date: July 10, 2007

That was a great time, solving that murder. The only reason you scored lower on sound was because of the grunts the people made throughout the game (yes, I knew I could have turned off the voice, but, you know).
If you make a sequeal, please don't make it easy. In this game, it was a little obvious "whodunit". Also, immediatly marking "Suspect" to "Innocent" oversimplified the game. You should leave that decision to the player.
All things considered, it still reaches a 9, yo.

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