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A lot more fun than those flinging stuff games. A successful reinvention!
I got it in orbit in 8 days! Wheee~!
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Okay, I've watched all of your Get a God movies, and, I have to say, I don't find them very good. I may be Christian Catholic, but I say this as one person to another. You've basically grouped up all Christians into making them seem like ignorant God lovers while making Athiests seem intelligent and superior. You don't seem to realize there are many different types of Christians out there with much more logical thinking than what you show in these movies. Or maybe, you DO realize that, but decided to get the worst type of Christian to be conveyed in your movies just to prove your point. Yes, there are some Christians out there who do behave like in your movies, but most Christians, like me, have a much more logical state of mind, and you're making it out as if ALL Christians behave the same way as in your movies. You probably wouldn't like it if I made a movie where Christians seemed superior over Athiests.
Wait, there probably are movies like that already. Well, I'm against those, too. I'm pretty much against all forms of rediculous propaganda (Did I spell those last two words right? I don't have spell check). Please, if you're going to make movies like this, give your opponent their fair due. Again, I'm asking you not as a Christian, but as one person to another. Plus, if you give the Christian a good argument, it would be a better win for the Athiest if he triumphs over him. Eh? That would be nice, huh? An Athiest beating Christianity's best in a battle of wits. I'd be happy with that, because at least it would be fair. And, if you actually took the time to read all of this, I REALLY thank you for your time and consideration.
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I also like how you had the balls to right out and say "I'll take care of 'em, n***a!"
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You think you're so clever, having only demos to tease us into visiting your site. Well, this demo was enough for me! That's right! I don't need to see the end! I was able to get off with what you gave! (Gross, I can't believe I'm saying that) Anyway, the point is, I got my giggles and you got jack! Ahahahahaha!!!
FYI, I'm not really this much of a butthole in real life, it's just that (constructive criticism alert!) I'm so tired of all these demos. Whould it really be too much to ask for just a few full submissions?
Other than that, it looks nice. I always found Midna to be pretty cute.
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...it gets too damn HARD!!! The highest I got to was lvl 12, and, reading the past reviews, lots of people have this problem. Either give us more fuel, or give more exp. for combos, because we are all having a hard time!
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I am in full support of your Teirs R 4 Queers campain. Finally, someone has decided to rise against this stupid rating system.
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Everything is so funny! One problem, though; Master Chief was listed as a third-party character. He's not, he's an exclusive for Microsoft. I can accept Snake and Sonic, since they've been on Nintendo consoles. Never with Master Chief. Kirby's reaction was priceless, though.
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Only one problem: it should be possible to USE your tonberry. Maybe be able to show off your tonberry to other people. I had an adorable dog-lookin' tonberry, and no one to show it to. That's what's keeping you from a perfect 10. Make that improvement, and it'll be just gravy.
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I've watched that about five times within two days. It's that good! One question, though: how come Tom Cruise's voice changes half way through the movie? At first, it's kinda nasally, then it becomes really high-pitched. What happened?! I demand an answer! I feel I deserve one...
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Had this been any other platformer, I'd be pissing blood out of anger right now. But, because being unfair was the point of the game, you have succeeded greatly. If you make another one, make it longer, and have more upward platforming. That would be sweeeeeeeeeet.
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